I miss you terribly. I haven't seen you since July 6th, 2012. How can it be possible that we've been apart for so long? Yet, the days keep passing and I keep missing out on your golden, sweet love. You've moved too far away from me. Life without you is dull.
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| Asparagus anyone? |
You tempted me with your evil ways for far too long. I was forever in your grips. I thought our love affair would never die. In fact, I was sure of it. I couldn't live without you.
Fortunately, for me, life has gone on. I have replaced your salty whispers with savory goodness in every aspect of my life. But, that's not to say that I'm not forever in your crispy hands.
We have met on the streets but I pass you by without a word. You used to be a supersized portion of my life, now your deliciousness touches my lips only in singles.
But never fear, I have decided that you aren't important to me. Over the course of this letter, it has become clear to me that I have made the correct decision. You will forever be banished from my life no matter how wonderful you are. McDonald's, Zaxby's, and Ore Ida try their best to tempt me back, but never fear, I have resolve of steel that is no longer capable of being lured by your deep-fried crispiness!
With that, I shall close this letter, and forever bid you goodbye. Goodbye my devilish French Fry. I'll see you on the other side. My heart truly thanks you.
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