a moment to refocusonlife ~ FRAb's

Happy Snowmp Day! (That's Snowy/Hump for those that don't speak doofus.)

Anyway, here's another one for you: FRAbs
Could you guess what that means? Probably not. But, I'm about to tell you.

Selfie! <yes, Mark could have taken this
picture for me, but then would it have been
a selfie????>
Don't laugh! I'm putting it all on the line! 

One night this past weekend, I was in the bathroom getting ready to go to dinner. I had just taken my shower and was blow drying what little bit of hair I have left when Mark walked in. He said, "dang, look at those ab's!"

Huh? Excuse me? Did you say "Ab's"? Like, as in abdominal muscles? Really? Son, do you need your glasses checked? I said, "honey, those aren't ab's, those be FRAbs!"

What's a FRAb you say? Well, easy, it's Fat Roll Ab!

I truly do not know what Mark thought he saw, but even after losing a significant amount of weight, my ab's are still firmly (or squishily) planted below a layer of other "stuff". You know the saying, "I have washboard abs, they are just busy doing a load of towels right now", right? You've heard that one, right? No, don't worry, I'm not going to give up my day job to become a comedian...yet...

FRozen---brr...is it Spring yet? 1/29/2014

Anyway, thought I'd put this out there. Yes, I've made huge, sweeping changes in my dietary life, but I'm still NOT a fan of exercise. I'm not sure I'll ever have visible abs, but I sure would like to consider it a goal. So, I'll add that to my list of goals. Remember, goals have to be SMART. So, is that a SMART goal? Nope. But it is a dream...and without dreams, what good are our goals?

I'm looking forward to a wonderful 2014 filled with many surprises. Maybe one of those surprises will be the emergence of my abs as I rescue them from the FR's. Speaking of...I'm ready for spring because I'm certainly FRRRRRozennnn right about now.

Later peeps.